Freebsd Fortunes 4

I've finally learned what "upward compatible" means.
It means we get to keep all our old mistakes.
                -- Dennie van Tassel

I've given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I've got a very bad feeling about this.
                -- Han Solo

I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4 o'clock.
                -- Henny Youngman

I've got some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.
                -- Stephen Wright

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening.  But this wasn't it.
                -- Groucho Marx

I've had one child.  My husband wants to have another.
I'd like to watch him have another.

I've looked at the listing, and it's right!
                -- Joel Halpern.

I've never been canoeing before, but I imagine there must
be just a few simple heuristics you have to remember...

Yes, don't fall out, and don't hit rocks.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
                -- George Gobel